March 2012
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every speck of dust illuminated
pedalingtowards:
VISIBLE WORLD by Richard Siken Sunlight pouring across your skin, your shadow
flat on the wall. Then dawn was breaking the bones of your heart like twigs. You had not expected this, the bedroom gone white, the astronomical light...
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February 2012
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“A horse walks into a bar where Walt Whitman and Ezra Pound are drinking.
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– Terrible poetry jokes at McSweeney’s.
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Saskia Hamilton called my office today.
Yes, SASKIA HAMILTON.
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Person in my room: “Yeah, I just don’t believe in internet friendships.”
Me:
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funwithyoutubers:
http://www.youtube.com/tallatstarbucks
A gif! A gif! A palpable gif!
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rushmores:
one day
i will write a comedy show
and i will make the laugh track ricky gervais
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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effinglioness:
Who wants to make out tonight?
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kate-venice:
What a cool username! Hello!
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“I get worried for young girls; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and...”
– Amy Poehler (via feyminism)
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