February 2012
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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funwithyoutubers: http://www.youtube.com/tallatstarbucks A gif! A gif! A palpable gif!
Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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rushmores: one day i will write a comedy show and i will make the laugh track ricky gervais
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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effinglioness: Who wants to make out tonight?
Feb 25th
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kate-venice:
Feb 25th
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What a cool username! Hello!
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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“I get worried for young girls; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and...”
– Amy Poehler (via feyminism)
Feb 25th
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Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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If I ever wanted to get Hayley Hoover's attention,
effinglioness: nikkinoncommittal: thesunandtheotherstars: I’d just get a picture of Diana Agron with a salad, put it on Tumblr, and put it under the “coral” tag. Like this??? :D (You know what, Hayley, I’m absolutely okay with you imaging D-Agron’s face on my body while we’re together. Such concessions I would happily make for us to be together…)  Oh dear lord. <3
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Coworker 1: Some girl back in high school got a boob job as a present from Daddy. Coworker 2: That’s the creepiest kind of boob job.
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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“Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.”
– Ron Swanson
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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“What she had realized was that love was that moment when your heart was about to...”
– The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Steig Larsson
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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