February 2012
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funwithyoutubers:
http://www.youtube.com/tallatstarbucks
A gif! A gif! A palpable gif!
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rushmores:
one day
i will write a comedy show
and i will make the laugh track ricky gervais
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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effinglioness:
Who wants to make out tonight?
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kate-venice:
What a cool username! Hello!
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I get worried for young girls; I want them to feel that they can be sassy and...
– Amy Poehler (via feyminism)
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If I ever wanted to get Hayley Hoover's attention,
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thesunandtheotherstars:
I’d just get a picture of Diana Agron with a salad, put it on Tumblr, and put it under the “coral” tag.
Like this??? :D (You know what, Hayley, I’m absolutely okay with you imaging D-Agron’s face on my body while we’re together. Such concessions I would happily make for us to be together…)
Oh dear lord. <3
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Coworker 1: Some girl back in high school got a boob job as a present from Daddy.
Coworker 2: That’s the creepiest kind of boob job.
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Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing.
– Ron Swanson
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What she had realized was that love was that moment when your heart was about to...
– The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo by Steig Larsson
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